(To heck with ole Santa Claus) Last year I hung and stopped by the chimney and ole Santa didn't bring me anything Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring So to heck with ole Santa Clause When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls I like to hear him any (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs To heck with ole Santa Claus [ guitar ] Last year I built a big fire by the fireplace I'll be like a little bit I read about If that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt So to heck with ole Santa Clause... Yeah to heck with ole Santa Claus