After one whole quart of brandy Like a daisy I awake With no Bromo Seltzer handy I don't even shake Men are not a new sensation I've done pretty well, I think But this half pint imitation Put me on the blink I'm wild again Beguilded again A simpering, whimpering child again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I Couldn't sleep And wouldn't sleep Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I Lost my heart but what of it? My mistake, I agree He's a laugh, but I live it Because the laugh's on me A pill he is But still he is All mine and I'll keep him until he is Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, like me Seen a lot I mean I lot But now I'm like sweet seventeen a lot Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I I'll sing to him Each spring to him And worship the trousers that cling to him Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I When he talks, he is seeking Words to get off his chest Horizontally speaking He's at his very best Vexed again Perplexed again Thank God I can't be oversexed again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I