Fe fi fo fum I can feel the presence of someone Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Somebody's been sitting in my chair They ate up all my food And I don't stand for such Don't tell me it was a woman 'Cause a woman don't eat that much My brand new silk pajamas They were balled up in a chair My mind ain't playing tricks on me Lord help him if he's still here Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Oh, somebody's been sitting in my chair Cigarettes in my ashtray And I don't even smoke Somebody's been in my best booze I can tell 'cause the seal is broke I left my bedroom slippers Last night at the foot of my bed And now they're in my living room And my bed was left unmade Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Oh, somebody's been sitting in my chair Fe fi fo fum I can feel the presence of someone Fe fi fo fum I can feel the presence of someone Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Somebody's been eating up my food Oh, somebody's been walking in my shoes Somebody's been sitting in my chair