Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo Father Vivian O'Blivion resplendent in his frock Was whipping up the batter for the pancakes of his flock He was looking rather bleary, he forgot to watch the clock 'Cause the night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked, yes The night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked (He stroked it) The night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked his Sma-... (stroked his smock) Which set him off in such a frenzy He sang "Lock Around The Crock" And he topped it off with a And he topped it off with a And he topped it off with a Wooh Wooh Wooh As he stumbled on his He was delighted as it stiffened And ripped right through his sock Oh, St. Alfonzo would be proud of me He shouted down the block Dominus Vo-bisque 'em Et come spear a tu-tu, oh Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes Just for Saintly Alfonzo They're so light and fluffy white We'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy white We'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy brown They're the finest in the town They're so light and fluffy brown They're the finest in the town Good morning, Your Highness (ooh) I brought you your snow shoes (ooh) Good morning, Your Highness (ooh) I brought you your snow shoes