Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

歌詞

Grandma got run over by a Reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go But she left her medication And she stumbled out the door into the snow When they found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack There were hoofprints on her forehead And incriminating claws marks on her back Grandma got run over by a Reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Now we're all so proud of grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel It's not Christmas without grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts Or send them back? Grandma got run over by a Reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the puddin' made a face And a blue and silver candle That would just have matched the hair in grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh (Or plays with elves...) Grandma got run over by a Reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Grandma got run over by a Reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe *Elfish laughter*