Go! I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a falling sky Like a smiling don't give a fuck kid caught in a lie I'm gonna come on down like running blood I'm gonna dive into the weekend teeth first in the mud I'm gonna crash into the weekend to the sound of a gong Hey if days are short nights are long! I'm gonna smash all thoughts on how to have fun I'll hit the weekend like a cake shot out of a gun I'll hit the weekend like a cake shot out of a gun I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a runaway train I'm gonna drink that lake 'til it's merely a stain Gonna steal an extra foot from someone in the street So I can crash into the weekend on my own three feet I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a crumbled car Like a bundle of joy lit like a cigar Well label my brain obsolete So I can crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet Alright now I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a busted jaw Riding shotgun to a monkey on a circular saw Last place, human race I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a swinging mace I'm gonna crash onto the bottom of a bottomless pit And on that bottom of that bottom of that bottomless pit Erect me a ladder ... I got a job to get done And hit the weekend like the demon's most favourite son I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favourite son I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favourite son I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favourite son I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favourite son I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favourite son