I Want My Rib Back

歌詞

Now the Bible tells the story about Adam's rib How the Lord made a woman for companionship The first thing she did was take a bite of that forbidden fruit I guess we'll be paying till the end of time At least that's how it is with that woman of mine Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back Now this is wrong and, baby that ain't right I'm working tryin' to please that woman day and night She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can This has gotta change or honey, I'm gonna leave I won't let evolution make a monkey out of me Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back There's been a hole in my wallet, a pain in my side Ever since I made that girl my blushing bride Her daddy calls her angel and her momma calls her three times a night Her cousin's on my sofa, her sister's got my car Her brothers drink my liquor like my house was a bar Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back