Wear my glasses on my head And forget about them Wear a terrible shirt Looking for a seat on the subway My knees are ‘bout to give out The mirror doesn’t play fair I’m upset about it Age spots everywhere My breath is really starting to stink now Gotta puff my way to the drugstore Left my teeth sitting in a cup Just climbed down the stairs Dinner’s ‘bout to be served at 4 If I have to go back up now I might not come back down at all! At all, at all! Old age blues all day long!