Introduction words, introduction words, introduction words… What on earth am I doing here Waiting for the world to stop raining I shall go out Before it all goes down the drain What on earth are you doing there Looking very much like you don't care Come on out and see It's not so bad You should be glad And It's so true You'll feel much better the wetter you get We are ever so clean Cleaner that the tub on a washing machine What on earth was that all about? Granny takes the kids for an outing Look at them play Making all they can of the day Why on earth are we wasting time Waiting for a life of sunshine Come on out and see It's not so bad You should be glad And it's so true It could be fine, full of sunshine If you want to What on earth am I doing here What on earth are you doing here What on earth am I doing here What on earth are you doing here