(1) Ooh Fred come to bed Cos my Max had sex With his sexy ex Oh Fred come to bed Baby I won't let your dreams get wet Well I'm Max I'm Max - baby don't be blue Don't you worry don't be sorry I'll come back to you Just one more night with my poor old ex She's only lonely we don't have sex I'm Max Max Max Baby please stay cool and just relax I'll soon be back but if you feel sad Just go and talk to my friend Fred (repeat 1) (2) Ooh Fred come to bed Baby you will get A love you never had So Fred come to bed Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh I'm Max I'm Max and I trust in Fred Baby he's the best friend I've ever had It's Fred it's Fred - baby just call Fred And anything you ever wanted you will get Call Fred Fred Fred And you will find it's not so bad It's just one night - baby you'll get through Tomorrow I'll be back with you (repeat 1) (repeat 2) Oooh Fred come to bed Oh my Max had sex With his ex last night Cos he loves her ass and tits So I tell you Fred Come into my bed If you don't - I will call up Fritz