Track byLong Tall Deb
"Well excuse me maam, I wants to put my unemployment form in please." "Now hold on a minute mister, now, it says here you ain't worked for Three years" "That's right" "Well, don't you think it's about time that you got yourself a job?" "But I'm lookin' for a job right now" "You lookin' for a job, and prayin' that you ain't gonna find one. Now you tell me what's the last thing you done now" "The last one?" I used to get up in the mornin', Go to work with the rain comin' down. That's when I was a handyman, Workin' in a country town. When I was a handyman, I cut down every tree in the yard, The reason bein', I swing my axe so hard. A handyman, Is a good thing to be. Your workin' hours, Is from eight 'til three When I was a handyman, I trimmed the rough edges off your lawn, I trimmed it so close, Cold chill run through your bones A handyman, Can fix your squeakin' floors A handyman, Can shine the bell at your front door When I was a handyman, A woman had me dig in the mud, My spade hit bedrock, She hollered, "Oh my lawd" ...oh my lawd...,