My hair had a party last night, It musta got into a terrible fight, Cause when my head hit the pillow it was lookin' all right, My hair had a party last night. My hair had a party last night, When I lay down everything was all right, It started out friendly but there must have been a fight, My hair had a party last night. Early in the morning, I get out of my bed, The birdies are singing outside. There's waffles on the table and a cold glass of milk, I got a warm, happy feeling inside. I can't wait to go to school and I love myself, I'm the captain of the football team. The alarm goes off and I hear mom yelling, And I realize it must have been a dream. My hair had a party last night, It musta got into a terrible fight, Cause when my head hit the pillow it was lookin' alright, My hair had a party last night. My hair had a party last night, When I lay down everything was all right, It started out friendly but there must have been a fight, My hair had a party last night. I pick up a brush, pick up a comb, I look at the scissors but I leave them alone. There's a lizard that lives in the rocks by the sea, This morning that lizard looks a lot like me. I try to wet it down but it only makes it worse, The cowlick in the back is a family curse. I pick up a cap and I put it on my head, And wish I was dreaming back in my warm bed.