You can bring Pearl, She's a darn nice girl, But don't bring Lulu. You can bring Rose With her turned up nose, But don't bring Lulu. Lulu always wants to do, What the boys don't want to do, When she struts her stuff around, London bridge is falling down, You can bring cake Or Porterhouse steak, But don't bring Lulu. Lulu gets blue And she goes cuckoo Like a clock up on the shelf, She's the kind of smartie Who breaks up every party, Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu, She'll come by herself.