Guess I'm filled with the Christmas spirit Celebrate a jolly man in red Hope my kids don't find out Santa Clause isn't real Maybe I should have told them about Jesus instead Last time I heard about it He didn't come in a Santa outfit Santa Clause is dead! Guess it's time to thank the easter bunny again For doing absolutely nothing in my life What the heck do a bunch of colored eggs have to do With the Son of God being raised back to life Last time I heard about it He didn't rise in an easter outfit The easter bunny is dead! Christmas is when I celebrate Jesus' birth Easter's when I celebrate Jesus' resurrection Jesus is alive!