No leg to stand on So I'm staying at home And the picture tells it all I'm so stupid And I can't believe I got caught this time Am I losing my touch I'm asleep on the job Well we'll see The effects upon me And I know who took the photo Yes I know who took the photo A fool am I? A change for me now And a feeling of woe It was always on the cards Not the wisest I'm trying to be Who you want me to be but it's proving too hard And I'm just giving up And I'm lost how much more have I got? And I know who took the photo Yes I know who took the photo A fool am I?