Mummy told me she would scold me If a boy I kissed But I can't resist teasin' Always gets 'em, it upsets 'em But what can I do 'Cause it's all so new, teasin' Now the good book says that nothing repays The harm a life of sin does But I must confide, we can't decide 'Til we find what it is that Errol Flynn does Mummy told me she would scold me If a boy I kissed But I can't resist teasin' At the riding school, the teacher was cool And he seemed a harmless person But after the ride he took me aside, And was I glad I kept my spurs on Always gets 'em, it upsets 'em But what can I do 'Cause it's all so new, teasin' There's a boy I like who likes to hike But in no uncertain language I refused to stop when he said he'd drop If he didn't have a nibble at my corned beef sandwich Mummy told me she would scold me If a boy I kissed But I can't resist teasin' Now it's love that makes this world go round 'Cause we all love hanky-panky (Do ya) Keep one eye on an Englishman But you'd better keep two on a gosh-darned Yankee Always gets 'em, it upsets 'em But when day is done Where's the bloomin' fun In teasin' On a moonlight night When the stars shine bright Somehow Mama don't seem so right 'Cause, faith, it's all so pleasin'