If you see old Annie better give her a lift Cause Annie's been a-working on a midnight shift If Annie puts her hair up on her head Paints them lips up bright, bright red Wears that dress that fits real tight Starts staying out 'til the middle of the night Says that a friend gave her a lift Well, Annie's been working on a midnight shift If she acts a little funny, seems a little strange Starts spending your money for brand new things Tells you that she wants to use the car Never explains what she wants it for Brother, there just ain't no "ifs" Cause Annie's been working on a midnight shift Early in the morning when the sun comes up You look at old Annie and she looks kinda rough You tell her "honey, get on out of that bed" She says "leave me alone, I'm just about dead" Brother, there just ain't no "ifs" Cause Annie's been working on a midnight shift If you got a good mama that's staying at home You'd better enjoy it, 'cause it won't last long When you think everything's all right She starts slipping round in the middle of the night Brother, there just ain't no "ifs" Cause Annie's been working on a midnight shift