You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

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You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel You're a monster Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you With a thirty nine and a half foot pole You're a vile one Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile You're a foul one Mr. Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you Are as follows and I quote Stink stank stunk You're a rotter Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato Splotched with moldy purple spots Mr. Grinch Your soul is an apalling dump-heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled-up in tangled-up knots You nauseate me Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super naus You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked hoss Mr. Grinch You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce