The door was open so she lay down on a rug "You policeman you do too many drugs..." She took her shirt off and said, "This is a bust..." I put my hands up but got trampled in the rush And then she dared me to guess what her mother had said On her deathbed it was "Dracula has risen from the Grave" I lost my direction, something came up My 'resurrection' wasn't top of the pop-ups She made me blush so I hid beneath the rug "I'd like to help you but you do too many drugs..." The handcuffs were on but the jury was out When she read me my rights She took everything down And it scares me to think Where her truncheon was found But I've got the polaroids and it's freaking me out Because she's handing them out Everybody swears at me and you Everybody swears you know they do...