Rent a Cop

歌詞

I'm trolling food court for girls Yeah, it's the best job in the world They know they're safe with me They love my little mustache They love a man in uniform Ooh With my sunglasses they can't See what I'm really looking at And as they're walking by I whisper through my doughnut Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire Yeah How long must this day go on? I got to stand here two more hours till I Punch the clock All alone in this great big mall Ooh No kid, they don't give me a gun I don't get paid enough to run So you can call me what you want I'll be hanging at the check out Checking out your girlfriend Figure out how she's going to fit all of that Butt into that underwear - yeah Yeah Hey girl if you can't recall Where you parked your daddy's car Then I could help you out All alone in this great big mall Oh How long must this day go on? I got to stand here two more hours Till it's Miller Time All alone in this great big mall Whoa I'm trolling food court for girls I whisper through my doughnut I whisper through my doughnut I whisper through my doughnut Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby Light that Light that ass on fire Alright, that's good