Army (Live at the Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY - June 2002)

歌詞

well, I thought about the army Dad said "Son, you're fucking high" and I thought "yeah, there's a first for everything" so I took my old man's advice three sad semesters it was only 15 grand spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band instead grew a moustache and a mullet got a job at Chick-fil-A citing artistic differences the band broke up in May and in June reformed without me and they got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie and hung my head in shame oh no I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today woah, I think I'll write a screenplay woah, I think I'll take it to L.A. woah, I think I'll get it done yesterday Alright, here we go 1 2 1 2 3 keep it up in this time of introspection on the eve of my election I say to my reflection God, please spare me more rejection! cause my peers they criticize me and my ex-wives all despise me trying to put it all behind me but my redneck past is nipping at my heels I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about your mommy