Hi! Nice to see you C'mon in, c'mon in Sorry the place is a mess Need an ashtray? Drink some coffee, some coffee I know you've been upset. What I mean is... Maybe a part of your problem is simply, you were teased I know what you'd like But the good stuff promised Is hard fought and not for free Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight Since when is it a disaster? If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? What's a girl to do? Born to shop? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Scream & . screw? No! Pretty victories Go out jumpin' with your dumplin'; your dumplin', Go wheelin' with your pet Never worry even a bit, just a bit If there're any good ones left...use your credit At the boybank, the boybank if those you've Bounced, you've broke Spit out the F-word, like a shotgun A shot gun, if they can't take a Joke! Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight Since when is it a disaster? If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? Starting to see what I mean? Nice things Nice things Oh oh oh So many nice things As your biggest fan I want you to have them Nice things Nice things Oh oh oh So many nice things Don't mean nothing, if they're dumping Things that sting on you! Don't take that, honey. Don't work your buns off, for a fool, for a fool Who can barely tie his shoes Don't answer phone calla, that old boyfriend Old boy friend Who'd love to see you lose (You don't need that!) When your girlfriend, your girlfriend, falls For all those creeps Can you tell her? Take the cure, Take the cure, love is obsolete? (Maybe) Starting to see what I mean'? Sure, stop by anytime Will yesterday be better? I think you'll do just fine!