Room service room service send me a room 6 foot walls oh a concrete tomb So I'll be safe when the bombs go boom Get me a bed in Thatcher's hotel The room next to hers so I can tell So I'll be safe when the dangers swell Room service room service send me a maid Who gives good service just wants to play On a 6 foot bed with pink champagne For those last 4 minutes on red alert day Room service room service send me a room 6 foot walls oh a concrete tomb So I'll be safe when the bombs go boom Room service send me a room full of dope Amphets reds scag & coke 'Cos I'm going out on a head fulla hope I'd have some hash but I don't smoke The last thing I need is a cancer stroke So room service fix a dumb waiter in it Who I don't have to tip every five minutes Hot fresh coffee and TV dinners And don't forget the video spinner Some parallel bars so I can get thinner And a little red phone to tell me the winner Room service room service send me a room 6 foot walls oh a concrete tomb So I'll be safe when the bombs go boom E E E E E E E E Sorry caller your 4 minutes ar