Blood from a stone, water from wine Born under an ill-placed sign A stroke of bad luck, wrong place, wrong time This flyer is out of line The story is a sad one, told many times The story of my life in trying times Just add water, stir in lime How the west was won and where it got us, ahh The canary got trapped in the uranium mine I struck bad luck, now the bird has died A marker to mark where my tears run dry At the crossing of blessed and alkaline The story is a sad one, told many times The story of my life in trying times Just add water, stir in lime How the west was won and where it got us, ahh I didn't wear glasses 'cause I thought it might rain Now I can't see anything I made a mistake, chalked it up to design I cracked through time/space, godless and dry I point my nose to the northern star And watch the decline from a hazy distance The story is a sad one, told many times The story of my life in trying times Just add water, stir in lime How the west was won and where it got us, ahh