'Intro featuring Phoenix Crabbe' T'was August fair in gold and green Saw the tragic death of a beauty queen Crashed into a bar in a drunken Chevrolet She was extricatedfrom her tomb By a broken man from Saskatoon They'd sworn undying love They'd be together some fine day They'd be together some fine day (Chorus) Spirited away on a sultry morning There's been Grave-robbing in Gig Harbour Souls who rest in peace Are ravaged without warning There's been Grave-robbing in Gig Harbour The witness sang before the court supreme Of the the tainted ladies garbed in tangerine Knowingly they loved the same dead man Without disorder He was a Mexicana wet-back by his birth So they upheaved him from the bowels of the earth To a shallow dusty grave South of the Border South of the Border (down Mexico way!) (Chorus) The skies are gray, the open tombs are yawning There's been Grave-robbing in Gig Harbour This heat makes some folks lazy Others mad-dog crazy They'll go Grave-robbing in Gig Harbour (Chorus)