When you're 17, you think you know it all But you don't, you're just young & stupid But then something happens, you no longer know it all But you do know, you're not young & stupid And when you're pushing 29 You can't help feeling left behind You're train's arrived, you're out of time And all you want to be is young & stupid When you're 38 And you need to lose some weight It's too late to be young & stupid And when you wear that see through dress It doesn't have the same effect It feels like they can see through you You end up feeling blue and old and stupid Next month when you turn 43 The only option I can see Is to cut your hair and get a job 'Cause you will never be young & stupid