This is your life, you've got problems with your wife She once made you mashed potatoes, now she gives you Minute Rice And she used to do your laundry now she sends it out instead And she always made believe that she was satisfied in bed That's what she used to say, but that's how things were yesterday Looks like the good ol' days were gone That's how she used to be, but that goes down as history Time has the way of movin' on Oh I know she was there when you needed lovin' care And she only used the car to drive the children everywhere And I'm sure she washed the windows and I'm sure she waxed the floors But now she doesn't call you her Prince Charming anymore That's what she used to say, but that's how things were yesterday Looks like the good ol' days were gone That's how she used to be but that goes down as history Time has the way of movin' on She's not the sweet little girl that she was before You're not the end of the world anymore You're not the end of the world She wins when you fight and she goes to school at night She leaves you home to babysit and watch "The Price Is Right" And she wants the joint account to see where all the money goes So she doesn't have to talk you into buying all the clothes That's what she used to say, but that what things were yesterday Looks like the good ol' days was bored That's how she used to be, but that goes down as history Time bridged the way of movin' on She's not your li--little girl that she was before You're not the end of the world anymore You're not the end of the world