Well, it's me and my Dony, was riding of a pony She in front and me behind my Dony Says she always in nickels and selling She thinks I'm working, but I ain't doing nothing Turkey in the Hay, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha Early one morning, and a old mother log An old mother mule, called Turkey in the Straw Well, as I went down the old hay field Black snake grabbed me by my heel Said, I turned around for to do my best Run my head in a hornet's nest Turkey in the Hay, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha Early one morning, and a old mother log An old mother mule, called Turkey in the Straw Spoken: Uncle Dave, you're an awful old man to be acutting up that way Yes, but listen Bud It's nobody's business, nobody's business Nobody's business, What I do Spoken: kill yourself! Backbones and sausage meat, hogs heads and pickled feet Nodbody's business what I eat No, it's nobody's business Nobody's business, nobody's business, What I do Spoken: Hurt yourself! She buys the gasoline, I crank the old machine Nobody's business what I do