I got a gal and she’s so sweet She’s the cutest little thing you did ever meet That’s the craziest chick I ever had Aah, just one thing, she stutters like mad And she said Mumblin’, mumblin’, mum-mum Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah Mumblin’, mumblin’, mum-mum Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh I took my girl for a bite to eat To the little drive-in down the street Aah, the waitress said “How do you do?” She said “What can I do for you?” My girl said Mumblin’, mumblin’, mum-mum Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah Mumblin’, mumblin’, mum-mum Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh I got weak and asked for her hand I even bought a wedding band And though I’m not the marrying type I said c’mon and be my wife And she said Mumblin’, mumblin’, mum-mum Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah Mumblin’, mumblin’, mum-mum Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh Mumblin’, mumblin’, mum-mum Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, ah-ah Mumblin’, mumblin’, mum-mum Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine, woh A good thing that she stuttered so long When she finally said “yes”, I was gone