Rocks Instead of Rice

歌詞

Long white Limousine pulls up to the church A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day Well it might not be too Christian of me And it might not be too nice But I wish we were all just standing around Throwing rocks instead of rice Long white dress this must be some kinda joke Virgin please she ain't fooling these folks If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better In the you know where Well it might not be too Christian of me And it might not be too nice But I wish we were all just standing around Throwing rocks instead of rice Well the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere Place your bets my money's on less than a year Well it might not be too Christian of me And it might not be too nice But I wish we were all just standing around Throwing rocks instead of rice Yeah I wish we were all just standing around Throwing rocks instead of rice hey