Sitcom

歌詞

"Honey, I'm home!" How was work? I got dinner on the stove "You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner" It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again I heard God's a standup comedian He's got a special on HBO And he does a lot of racial jokes Five stars from the critics But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen? And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried And then you cried until you screamed? Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again I heard God's a standup comedian He's got a special on HBO And he does a lot of racial jokes Five stars from the critics But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh Hey mama, turn the TV on Put something in the VCR We're channel surfing to the stars Here we go, here we go, here we go, aye Hey mama, turn the TV on Put something in the VCR We're channel surfing to the stars Here we go, here we go Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh