If we make love would it be a mistake? Would the aftermath be hard to take And the knots we've tied come undone? Have you heard? Have you heard? (Have you heard?) Have you heard? Have you heard? (Have you heard?) There's a man dressed up like an ancient bird And he's setting his guitar on fire Every mutiny begins with the cooks Every queen cheats on the king with the rooks Every nuclear war begins with two dirty looks I know my shit from Shinola I'm tired of eating your stale granola And I know a bloodbath when I see one Have you seen? Have you seen? (Have you seen?) Have you seen? Have you seen? (Have you seen?) There's a man dressed up like a flaming queen And he's helping San Fransisco fall in love Every problem can be solved by burning books Every savior's crucified next to crooks Every human being starts with two naughty looks