Dlc Plc (Explicit)

歌詞

Downloadable content's a load of nonsense I won't give them one cent It wouldn't be conscientious Encouraging dodgy ventures Like when you've been robbed Do you get your property straight back from the fences? I wanna know what the defence is Hence this musical census Pay attention to community consensus To prevent this backlash of hashtags And truly contentious lambasts, e.g. "I hope you're shoving your Prothean Up your fallopian" No wonder the planet's becoming dystopian Draconian Napoleons invoking pandemonium And I might be blowin' my own euphonium By quotin' this But I know I'm not the only one that's pissed My data's trapped inside the disc Sat in lines of script And I have to pay to take it out What kind of shit is this? It's the DLC PLC Where we make money sellin' people Things that were free Welcome to the DLC PLC Where we charge you for things You bought previously No need to be dishonest The incompleted product's a piece of bollocks So please give me the pieces of it And leave my wallet, I need the dollars But don't be extremely bothered I'll probably buy the sequel of it 'Cause that's the key The reason it keeps on happening, it's obvious If you pay them quids they take the piss And get away with it Until they're pinchin' all your paper Like a paperclip "And what would our forefathers Have thought of horse armor? It's all rather an awful palaver Perhaps I should make a call and talk to Obama" You're causing drama And according to the laws of karma Stir the water, sure enough Of course you'll taunt the poor piranhas So try to pull my jaws apart I'm sure you can't I'm sinkin' my teeth into the greed Inherently buried in DLC things Hidden fees and prices surprising me like bee stings "Is it any wonder we punters are seething" At the DLC PLC Where we make money sellin' people Things that were free Welcome to DLC PLC Where we charge you for things You bought previously I'm sorry, but Verse 3 is only available in the Premium version of this song If you would like to acquire the Premium version Then please bend over with your VISA, American Express or MasterCard lodged tightly between your buttocks Thank you for your continued loyalty From everybody At the DLC PLC Where we make money sellin' People things that were free Welcome to DLC PLC Where we charge you for things You bought previously The DLC PLC The DLC PLC Downloadable content... what is it? What use does it have? What function does it serve? I mean, obviously I know the answer, but it's a sort of rhetorical question I suppose. So maybe you think about it whether... whether it's good for the gaming community, whether it's good for the industry, what your thoughts about it are. I'm very keen to know!