Suit and tie guy With his fashion phases And his quarterly raises Feels he's better than you and me Suit and tie guy Thinks he's real cute In the bathroom for a toot Until his nose starts to bleed Suit and tie guy I see he always hurries I know he always worries He's gonna die of a heart attack Suit and tie guy On his way to feeding Or an important meeting Just like a car on a track Suit and tie guy He travels between stations With certain destinations Never varying from that routine Suit and tie guy And he'll tell you in one word That he is insured And it's not as bad as it may seem