Tell me about it Ooh Men have you ever tried to figure them out Huh me too but I ain't got no clue how about you Men are like shoes made to confuse Yeah there's so many of them I don't know which ones to choose Yeah yeah yeah Ah sing it to me if you agree Yeah yeah yeah Oh there's the kind made for running The sneakers and the low down heels Whoa And the kind that will keep you on your toes And every girl knows how that feels Yeah yeah yeah oh Ouch ah sing it with me Yeah yeah yeah Oh you've got your kickers and your ropers Your everyday loafers and some that you can never find You've got slippers and your zippers Your grabbers and your grippers and man don't you hate that kind Some you wear in and some you wear out Some you wanna leave behind Some you wanna leave behind And sometimes you hate them and sometimes you love them I guess it all depends on which way you rub them But a girl can never have too many of them It's amazing what a little polish'll do Men are like shoes Some make you feel ten and feet tall Some make you feel so small And some you wanna leave out in the hall Or make you feel like kicking the wall Yeah yeah yeah Ah sing it with me girls ooh Yeah yeah yeah Hmm you've got your kickers and your ropers Your everyday loafers and some that you can never find You've got slippers and your zippers Your grabbers and your grippers and man don't you hate that kind Some you wear in and some you wear out Some you wanna leave behind Some you wanna leave behind Sometimes you hate them and sometimes you love them I guess it all depends on which way you rub them But a girl can never have too many of them Some can polish up pretty good Ah all men are like shoes ooh It's amazing what a little polish will do Some clean up good just like new Some you can't afford some are real cheap Some are good for bumming around on the beach You've got your kickers and your ropers Your everyday loafers Yeah some that you can never find You've got your slippers and your zippers Your grabbers and your grippers And man don't you hate that kind You've got your kickers and your ropers Your everyday loafers and some that you can never find You've got slippers and your zippers Your grabbers and your grippers and man don't you hate that kind Some you wear in and some you wear out Some you wanna leave behind Some you wanna leave behind Sometimes you hate them sometimes you love them I guess it all depends on which way you rub them But a girl can never have too many of them I ain't got time for the flip flop kind Men are like shoes