American

歌詞

How y'all doing there, folks? My name is Aberdeen Washington And I'm a proud American and a terrorist fighter That's right Hey get me another beer bitch Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town I'm a drop a deuce wipe it up with his towel Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, I'm a watch some football I pray to the lord the Cowboys win And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins Call up the boys, get drunk as shit Goddamn right, I'm American That's right, I'm American Got a picture of Reagan above my fire Next to the deer I shot with my rifle N.R.A.? Hell yeah, I support 'em No pro-choice, no abortion Mexicans? send 'em back over the border Right on home to Samoa, wherever they come from Taking our jobs, eating out hamburgers, taking our jobs They're taking our jobs, I see 'em in the fields I'm taking their heads off I hate my job and I hate my boss But I love my country and I pray to God that the cowboys win FUCK YEAH ROMO That the Cowboys win That's right, that's right, that's right, come on Everybody just clap your hands If you love our country, if you love our land That's right And if you're not clapping your hands You're a terrorist and you eat sand, sandwiches The day Bin Laden comes to town I'm a drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, and I'm a watch some football And I pray to the lord the Cowboys win And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins Call up the boys, get drunk as shit Goddamn right, I'm American I'm Ameri-fuckin'-can Now John McCain and Sarah Palin I know you lost out there and it was a tough one But you're still two mavericks in my book, don't worry about it Now listen Palin, I heard you like beer Me too and I don't have a six pack, but I got a beer bong in my pants What do you say we go get shitfaced in a helicopter and kill a moose America, the chosen Guns, explosions McDonalds, bowling You don't like it, we exploit ya Pop a pill, get a boner Hell Yeah Tony Romo Man that guy's so damn cute I want to sack his boner and ride him brokeback all the way to Wyoming ...No homo... syke Hey I said no homo Hey... fuck terrorists I don't mean like, I don't want to fuck a terrorist Guys I'm kidding I like Romo, I don't like Romo I said fuck terrorists not I want to fuck a terrorist you wouldn't, if you caught Bin Laden you wouldn't give him one in the butt? For America? If ya said "no homo" right after ya did it? It doesn't count if it's terrorists Hey little Aberdeen, come in here Yeah Hey come sing the family national anthem, come on USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey That's right, I'm an American citizen Aberdeen Washington, this is my country And just because Barack Obama won the presidential election Does not mean that half the country doesn't feel the same way I do And I came to America And I live in America Come on And I live in America I do too, dad Let me get 'em And I live in America And I live in Ameri... Shut up, little Aberdeen shut the fuck up My bad Let me tell 'em That's right I'm American