Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate

歌詞

Well anyway You may be saying about now "How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff And not get sick to his stomach?" Haha, well, don't worry about that You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet Or the pudding or something I mix up some herbs and I come up with a dandy glass of this Bicarbonate of fig leaf That'll set me free, I'll tell you Ugh Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now You've heard of good to the last drop Well your food could soon be good to the last bite Wow! That was loud! Got to ya, huh? Here's an interesting note: artificial colors Yellows or Reds Let's focus on the red In addition to FD&C Red Number 40, the FDA has approved certain food coloring additives, some are actually POISON! If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, LEAVE IT ALONE! POISON! BAD NEWS! THAT'S RIGHT! Thank you Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here Now then, I have to go take my dessert here I have to go I'm conducting a cooking class today Good health to you all! Uh, over this way Look out! Alright Pops, still feel like charging me for that meal? One look at his feature-less face One look was enough to ensure his safety As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry Burning with vengeance against the world Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor, and possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland And there he has remained Scheming, dreaming, planning Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world (I can't believe it!) (Alright, alright, don't make a big deal about it) I warn you Doom, you've gone too far (Yeah!) That'll do it Doom, get your machine