Crank My Tractor

歌詞

Mum I think I found my Mr. Right I wanna bring him home to meet you Friday Night And all he brings me flowers And he calls me out all hours Just to say he loves me so Before we head out to the farm There's a few things you and Daddy need to know He ain't never pushed a plow He don't drive a pickup truck He ain't never milked a cow He don't tear the dance floor up He ain't country father's a little own suicide But that don't matter for sure He does crank my tractor! Once you've sen the world from that old porch swing You wonder why he's livin' in the basket Mumma don't you worry I think that you can goad him with your home-made apple pie Though he ain't got balanced hands But he's more than strong enough to hold me tight He ain't never pushed a plow He don't drive a pickup truck He ain't never milked a cow He don't tear the dance floor up He ain't country father's a little own suicide But that don't matter for sure He does crank my tractor! He ain't country father's a little own suicide But that don't matter for sure He does crank my tractor! He ain't never pushed a plow He don't drive a pickup truck He ain't never milked a cow He don't tear the dance floor up He ain't country father's a little own suicide But that don't matter for sure He does crank my tractor! He sure does crank my tractor! Oh he sure does crank my tractor!