I was lost Lost on the bypass road Could be worse I could be turned to toad Won't you take me back to my hometown Take me back before I break down I say you please return me Will you ever return me Will you ever return me Just like Frankie Fontaine I wonder what can I do? I was found riding a unicorn Could be worse I could be backwards born Won't you take me back to my hometown Take me back before I break down I say you please return me Will you ever return me Will you ever return me Just like Frankie Fontaine I wonder what can I do? Come down and then leave me alone Come down and then leave me alone Come down and then leave me alone Come down and then leave me alone I say you please return me Will you ever return me Will you ever return me Just like Frankie Fontaine I wonder what can I do?