John and Jonathan Are on the town John and Jonathan They go up, they go down At the Bowery In line, they wait They will stay all night Then wake at 8 John and Jonathan Are at the café Jon likes coffee black And John au lait Making good decisions They must have taste They stand by their choices They stan their favs But how will I know if they care for me? Do I believe what they say? When I'm on stage, they all cheer for me I must soak up the praise And save it for a rainy day Dear John and Jonathan Who am I to you? Dear John and Jonathan Je ne sais pas John and Jonathan Are on the town John and Jonathan They go up, they go down At the Bowery In line, they wait They will stay all night Then wake at 8 But how will I know if they care for me? Do I believe what they say? When I'm on stage, they all cheer for me I must soak up the praise And save it for a rainy day