I only talk to God when I need a favor And I only pray when I ain't got a prayer So who the hell am I, who the hell am I to expect a savior, oh If I only talk to God when I need a favor? But, God, I need a favor I know amazin' grace, but I ain't been livin' them words Swear I spend most Sundays Drunk off my ass than I have at church Hard cover King James Only been savin' dust on the nightstand And I don't know what to say By the time I fold my hands I only talk to God when I need a favor And I only pray when I ain't got a prayer So who the hell am I, who the hell am I to expect a savior, oh If I only talk to God when I need a favor? But, God, I need a favor Amen, amen Yeah, I owe you more than one And beggars can't be choosers But I'll pay for all I've done Just please don't let me lose her I only talk to God when I need a favor And I only pray when I ain't got a prayer So who the hell am I, who the hell am I to expect a savior, oh If I only talk to God when I need a favor? But, God, I need a favor Amen, amen Amen, amen Hangin' in there just barely Throwin' up prayers like Hail Marys If You're still there, Lord, spare me Oh, my God, oh, my God, Hail Mary Hangin' in there just barely Throwin' up prayers like Hail Marys If You're still there, Lord, spare me Oh, my God, oh, my God, Hail Mary I only talk to God when I need a favor And I only pray when I ain't got a prayer So tell me, who the hell am I to expect a savior When I only talk to God if I need a favor? And, God, I need a favor Amen God, I need a favor Woah Amen