Steady all day! Thought I was lookin' good So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood Was invited by a skinny girl Into her high class world Left my bicycle under the stairs Laid my coat across the kosher chairs Made my way across the crowded room I had nothing to lose My reception wasn't very keen So turning on a friendly grin Stood on the table with my glass of gin And came straight to the point I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time Oh no Dancin madly round the room yeah Singing loudly and sorta out of tune Was escorted by a friendly slag 'Round the back Wandered c c cross Missed my step and I fell on the floor Said one word and was asked to leave Kinda' wish I was dead I was glad to come And I'll be so sad to leave But while I was here I had me a real good time, oooh