Honey do this Honey do that Work all day in the Honey Do Patch Woman oh woman What's a-wrong with you I can't get away from the Honey Do Well way back in history About a half million years Back in the cradle of civilized fear Saturday morning the cave man's wife First spoke the words to make a grown man cry Honey do this Honey do that Work all day in the Honey Do Patch Woman oh woman What's a-wrong with you I can't get away from the Honey Do Well the weekend's here And it's time to relax Kick up my feet in the shade out back But I must-a been thinking About some other guy 'cause here comes The Warden With a look in her eye Honey do this Honey do that Work all day in the Honey Do Patch Woman oh woman What's a-wrong with you I can't get away from the Honey Do Well I dreamed I died And went up to heaven No more weedin', mashin' and shovelin' I'm standing in line at the old Pearly Gates Up steps the woman And hands me a rake Honey do this Honey do that Work all day in the Honey Do Patch Woman oh woman What's a-wrong with you I can't get away from the Honey Do What's that? Yes dear Alright honey.