Dating Game (Skit) feat. Tim Meadows,Hines Buchanan,Neelam

歌詞

Talk show host : And we're back. Alright Becky, before our handsome bachelors reveal themselves You have one last question to ask before you decide to go on that big date. Becky : OK. Handsome bachelor number one. On our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me? Bachelor 1 (Jay-Z) : So that's a… that's a good question ma. This is what I would do to impress you. Well first of all, you know where I might take you ? I might take you over Dame's house. Becky : Oh, really? Bachelor 1 : Cus my girl's at the crib. And… then what I would do is… I'd get you the finest drink, of course it's gonna have ice in it. And I don't mean frozen water… huh, ya know?! Becky : That's so sweet. Bachelor 1 : And uh… what else would I do to really… I'd take you to Rodeo Drive, of course. Of course. Becky : I love Rodeo. Bachelor 1 : Ima take you to Rodeo and show you all the beautiful stores And what you could have if your record goes number one like mine haha. That's what I would do to… pretty impressive ain't it? Becky : OK, sounds like fun. Same question, handsome bachelor number two. Bachelor 2 (U-God from Wu-tang? ) : Yo, to impwess you to take you out on a perfect womantic date, My idea for that is… to pick you up in a Wu mobile, bwought to you by Cwysler. Becky : A Wu mobile? Bachelor 2 : You know, the cowabowation, that we just came wit. And den, I take you upstate, to the amusement park, Wu-tang amusement parks. Becky : Ooh, I love parks! Bachelor 2 : Word, we wide all kinda wollercoasters and fewwis wheels. Becky : Mm, that's my favorite! Bachelor 2 : Eat all kinda cotton candy, popcorn and shit. And den, to welax you, or you know, give you a beauty treatment, I'll take you down to the Wu spa. We got all the special manicuwists out there, you know, putting it down. Becky : Sounds good. Bachelor 2 : And to end all the night, you know, maybe we'll have a womantic dinner. Order out some Chinese food fwom Wu delivewy. We dewiwer 24 hours a day. Word. Just call us on the tewephone, hit me, or… Or you could hit me on the 2-way, or Bwackbwewwy account. Becky : Wow! That maybe difficult to top! What would you do handsome bachelor number three? Bachelor 3 (Rev. Don Magic Juan? Don King? no clue) : Yeah, listen. Can you repeat that question again please? Becky : Oh, ok. You want me to repeat the question? OK, on our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me? Bachelor 3 : That is a very good question. Heh, you're very charming. Becky : Thank you! Bachelor 3 : Well, on the first date with me is… is very exciting. I would, of course, take you wherever you wanted to go. If the plans was up to me, I would take you… to uh… to NASA. Becky : Lovely! Bachelor 3 : What we would do is we would take a trip up that elevator And we would go and look at the stars, and I will pack us a picnic basket. Becky : Sweet Bachelor 3 : And I would have us all kinds of… alcohol beverages. I would whip out… that's right… I would whip out a diamond necklace. Put it around you sweet, skinny neck. And touch you in places that no doctor has ever discovered on you before. Becky : Wow Bachelor 3 : And then I would slowly caress your breasts Work my way down to your… sweet lovin thighs, and then… Talk show host : OK, time's up. We'll find out your answer, Becky, after this commercial break