What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble That's what you get for all your trouble I'll never fall in love Oh, what do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do, he'll never phone you I'll never fall in love again Don't tell me what it's all about 'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies, pain and sorrow So, for at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love Out of those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you When you fall in love You only get lies, pain and sorrow So, for at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love again No, no, I'll never fall in love again No, no, I'll never fall in love