Glamazonian Airways, Pt. 1

歌詞

Welcome aboard. Glamazonian airways Hello everybody! Good evening! Welcome aboard I'm miss valerie valentine I'm your economy slash coach stewardess or you could call me a flight attendant But I don't care for that word "attendant" cause it makes me sound like a waiter or somebody -- I'm not I appreciate your attention at this time. We should be taking off shortly. I would expect all kind of madness and turbulence to ensue Please fully recline your chairs, turn on the massage function, and get ready to be happy, hunny Welcomee aboard, glamazonian airways, the queens of the sky There are 8, 000 people on board! Now listen up Looking for an exit I'll make it clear There are two in the front and one in the rear You don't give a beep unless you a frequent flyer Smoking ain't allowed unless your pussy on fire Ohhhh we keep our wigs in the overhead bins (we do) Oh, so none of your beep is gonna fit in. (sorry bout it) If you drink enough alcohol you can fly anywhere, and you don't need a plane There's a seat belt seat belt in each of your seats It's there to make you skinny It's gonna be pulled real tight, real tight, real tight, real tight Tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter... Now really that is far too tight. How do you expect anyone to breathe? When the oxygen mask drop down Soaring through clouds and everyone feels it. Sucking it in and out getting so high We can't believe it All your troubles they'll still be Simply come imagination Take my hands and fly with me On a transworld transportation There's a man on the window of the plane It's a woman! It's a man! It's a woman! It's a man! I believe they call them "drag queens"