I got myself a military man And now I'm almost in his (?) He has me living on an Army plan You think my parlour was the barracks It's so peaceful when he's gone But when he's home the war is on My flat looks more like an armory Takes his bugle when he calls me At night he's drilling constantly He's my Man O' War When he advances can't keep him back So systematc in his attack All my resistance is bound to crack For my Man O' War He never misses when he brings up his big artillery Bullets like kisses that he (?) with such rapidity His operations always increase It seems his movements will never cease At home he always (?) peace He's my Man O' War I'm always there in the battlefront Crazy for action he's on the hunt (?) rght at the front He's my man O' War He stomps my trencheon, he's not afraid He's bayonet makes me cry for aid Oh he handles his hand grenade He's my man O' War If I'm retreating he goes around and gets me in the ring He keeps repeating a flank attack till victory is near And when he turns his machine gun loose Then I surrender for there's no use He makes me throw up my flag of truce He's my man O' War