Such a funny thing for me to try to explain I was not here, but I guess I was away I feel strange 'cause they took apart my brain Now I think of it, my head just feels the same, oh Hello doctor Hello mother Hello girlfriend Little brother Hello doctor Hello girlfriend Oh, Christie, look what you made here You have given more to me Than you've ever known Shoot me back down, I'm goin' crazy I was thinkin' 'bout what I did to get here I feel stupid, but I guess that I shouldn't care I wanna watch TV and wait till dinnertime What's for dessert? I hope it's apple pie, yeah Hello doctor Hello mother Hello girlfriend Little brother Hello doctor Hello girlfriend Oh, Christie, look what you made here You have given more to me Than you've ever known Shoot me back down, I'm goin' crazy Oh, Christie, look what you made here You have given more to me Than you've ever known Shoot me back down, I'm goin' crazy Hey, all that you have is on the table You're sittin' at Stop, open me up just like a window You're lookin' out And I'll wait, and I'll wait, I was wrong, but you're strong And I'm tellin' you now Oh, Christie, look what you made here You have given more to me Than you've ever known Shoot me back down, I'm goin' crazy Such a funny thing for me to try to explain Such a funny thing for me to try to explain Such a funny thing for me to try to explain