I know a girl who wants to get laid tonight She'll take a hot cross top and suck on everything in sight With forever running hose And a perforated nose Her lips around a Lucky Strike Smoke is clouding up her eyes As she tells another lie It's just another goodnight psyche Oh no here she comes Seeing double and my palms get wet Oh no there she goes Went in deeper than a man should get Meanwhile... Back at the ranch there's a vicious fight, ha-ha-ha! And Shannon's on a cross top sucking everything in sight, woo lord! With her razor sharp nails And a cat o' nine tails She'll make a bishop mean Then she'll do it nice and slow So you can't come or go She'll make a mute man scream, scream, scream, scream Oh no here she comes I'm seeing double and my palms get wet Oh no there she goes I want to be in deeper than a man should get Oh no here she comes S-seeing d-double and my palms get wet Oh no there she goes No fucken way, I don't want to kick her yet Lines and dreams of dirty sex Keeps me going at my best There's nothing I can do about it It gets me real pissed Yeah! Oh no here she comes I'm seeing double and my palms get wet Oh no there she goes Went in deeper than a man should get Oh no here she comes I'm seeing double and my palms get wet Oh no there she goes Who's taken home Who's taken home