The mongrel cat came home holding half a head proceeded to show it off to all his new found friends He said I've been where I liked I've slept with who I liked She ate me up for breakfast She screwed me in a vice But now I don't know why I feel so tongue tied I sat in the cupboard And wrote it down in neat They were cheering and waving cheering and waving twitching and a salivating like with myxomatosis But it got edited fucked up strangled beaten up used in a photo in time magazine buried in a burning black hole in devon I don't know why I feel so tongue tied don't know why I feel so skinned alive my thoughts are misguided and a little naive I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis You should put me in a home or you should put me down I got myxomatosis I got myxomatosis yeah no one likes a smartarse but we all like stars That wasn't my intention I did it for a reason it must have got mixed up strangled beaten up I got myxomatosis I got myxomatosis I don't know why I feel so tongue tied